So, who am I? Well, thats too hard of a question to answer so i'll dodge it by saying a bit about myself.|
I'm an 18 year old little boy from Rockville Maryland. I blow most of my time on doing metalwork and dabbing my big nose into the funny little world of disorganized religion known today as discordianism. However, on occasion i make time for my wonderful girlfriend (i wonder if she'll realize im patronizing her? Even if she does, i should get brownie points.). Besides those things there's not much more i can say about myself.
So, what about me? I don't know, seeing that I is being a little hard to decode surely me is being hard too.
So, is there a god? No, the fnord ate it silly. Actually, thats only in MY reality tunnel, but as long as you keep your filthy reality tunnel soiled hands off of my reality tunnel than everything is just ducky. Actually, my belief system is pretty complex. I used to be a die hard thelemite until i grew up and realized it was really arrogant in respect to humanity. So, i moved on and tried buddhism. That was good until I realized that actually practicing it was near impossible in the western world. Then i moved on to Taoism, which i really really love still, but i view it as more a philosophy than a religion. Next came where i am today--in the bowels of discordianism. What is that? Its hard to explain MY view of it, but i'll try.
| What is the deal with Eris? Eris is the "goddess of chaos". Basically, my feeling is if you have a 'religion' you need a 'god' and here we have the worst role model for a 'god', so everything is perfect.|
| Whats a FNORD? Well, it stands for Foundation of Neo-cognitive Ontological Researching Development, in other words a thing that exists in a subjective reality. Im not going to go into those examples of subjective realities however, because honestly, they have to be trite to EVERYONE by now.|
Got anything better to believe?
| Why not?|
Give it to me
|No, of course not. This is merely a very tiny over view of the person? we call Mike. We hardly touched on his artistic fetish and if you really want to get to know this brat contact him. His aol im is Thexnihil, which is pronounced Thex Ni Hi L.|
|Is the end near? Ha--hardly, i still have much more nonsense to spew out through my finger tips. This is merely the preamble before we get to the thicket of tommyrot i will produce, maybe.|
More on religion: This is my newest religion that i created within the last few minutes. You should join, if youre not a member already. I think as of now this is the biggest and fastest growing religion in america. Join now, membership is unlimited, you better hurry, eternal salvation isnt going to wait for you (nor are you going to get it from this religion).
The sacred and profane:
The creation myth:
Where you go when you die:
The later segment:
|Is there Anything left to say? Yes, there is very much, but i've worked on this for over an hour at this point any my attention is fastly dwindling. I feel the compulsion to stop writing this page this very instant.|